List of Sammy t3h Snake Characters

This is a list of characters who have appeared in the Sammy t3h Snake videos.

Recurring Characters

 * Sammy t3h Snake

Main article: Sammy t3h Snake (character) Sammy t3h Snake is the series' main protagonist, a purple and green snake who is really really really really really really really really 1337 and likes to confess that he looks and sounds like the 1337 letter S! Sammy has the ability to shoot 1337 1337 Lazer Beams out of either his mouth or his eyes on unsuspecting n00bz, but when he isn't trying to hack into un1337 computers, he is hanging out with his friends in Sammy t3h Snake Land. He is married to Snakette and they both have a son named Baby. He is voiced by Microsoft Sam, though here is appears to be the Microsoft Narrator voice as opposed to the normal Speakonia one, which was used in some later episodes. The only times he didn't speak in this voice was in Sammy t3h Snake SCREAMS, where he has an actual human voice (possibly the owner of the channel), and in the final part of Sammy Gets Censored, where he is voiced by Adult Male #5.


 * Embit

Embit is a strange bird-like creature made out of circles and is Sammy's best friend. Outside of his interactions with Sammy, he is incredibly antisocial. As stated in the first Halloween Special, his father was a sheep and his mother was an owl, but they died after his birth due to contracting the common cold, so young Embit crawled to Sammy t3h Snake Land where he had to fend for his own. The only other relationship he had outside of his friendship with Sammy was Beak, a bird creature similar to him who was secretly a vampire. Embit also own his own video company called Embit Video. He is voiced by Adult Male #3 with a high pitch, though older videos he was voiced by Microsoft Sam.


 * Rainbow Frog

A multicolored, crudely-drawn frog character, Rainbow Frog is described as being a beloved actor from Sammy t3h Snake Land, only communicating through a 5-note fanfare which is from the Playhouse Video logo. Very few times has he actually spoken, mainly appearing in complete silence after the fanfare plays. He went on to have several spinoff videos made of him, which all feature nothing but a still picture of him on top of sheer silence (after his fanfare plays, of course). When he does speak on the rare occasion, he is voiced by Adult Male #6.


 * Freak Monkey

Freak Monkey was once a villain of Sammy t3h Snake Land and the head of the former group known as the Freak Monkey Fanatics. He once staged a war against the Land and at one point conquered it, declaring it the "Land of Un1337ness". Once Sammy finally defeated him, he reformed and became a regular citizen of Sammy t3h Snake Land. One of his greatest accomplishments was creating the Wonder Sphere, which was just a crumpled-up piece of paper. His appearance is that of Mr. M from The Letter People TV series, and he is voiced by Adult Male #5.


 * Snakette

Snakette is Sammy's loving wife and mother to their child Baby. She looks much like Sammy, though she is colored blue and purple as opposed to being green and purple. She is voiced by Microsoft Mary, though in her debut appearance she was voiced by a high pitched Microsoft Sam


 * Baby

Baby is Sammy and Snakette's child, a strange dough-like being with button eyes. He at one point came down with the deadly Cyan Fever in the Sammy t3h Snake movie, but he appeared to have gotten better. His voice is a very fast, very high pitched Microsoft Sam.


 * Yarny

A hand puppet character made of yarn, he and Sammy have been friends since they were in school. He is voiced by Adult Male #3 with a slightly lower pitch.


 * Ultra Parrot

A superhero parrot who is also a good friend of Sammy's. Originally he was apart of the Freak Monkey Fanatics. He is voiced by Adult Male #7 with a high pitch.


 * Drew Pickles

Main article: Drew Pickles

Yes, the gayest man in the world has visited Sammy t3h Snake Land several times, mainly tagging along with Barney to have some swell shenanigans. On one occasion he used Sammy as a dialdoh and he and Barney crashed the Halloween party being thrown by Pox the Chicken. His voice tends to fluctuate, sometimes being voiced by Microsoft Sam, though in the Halloween special he was voiced by Adult Male #1.

Minor Characters

 * Slinky

Slinky is Sammy's older sister who has a similar color palette to Snakette. However, she is very mean to her younger brother. She is voiced by Microsoft Mary.


 * The King

Despite Sammy t3h Snake Land being named after Sammy, the King is the ruler of the land. He has made a few appearances here and there, notable ones being the Sammy t3h Snake video game sequel, in which Sammy tries to find him. His successor to the throne ended up being none other than Blood. The King was originally voiced by Microsoft Sam before Adult Male #2 was used.


 * Vin Diesel

The iconic movie star served as the main antagonist of the Sammy t3h Snake movie, where he wanted to get ahold of the Blue Pizza before Sammy and Embit. He is voiced by Mike on Phone.


 * Elgardest the 1337 Computer

This old Apple II computer contains a vast library of information and may just be the most intelligent being in all of Sammy t3h Snake Land. He has only appeared in Sammy Gets Censored and the Halloween Special. He has 3 different voices, Microsoft Sam in the 4th part of Sammy Gets Censored, Adult Male #6 in the 5th part of Sammy Gets Censored, and Robosoft 3.


 * The Saurus

The Saurus is a mighty dinosaur who looks like a sock puppet. Living in a cave underneath the magical mountain of Sammy t3h Snake Land, he is very wise and knows how to pronounce words correctly. His name is a possible play on "thesaurus". He is voiced by Adult Male #8 with a deepened pitch.


 * Pox the Chicken

This chicken puppet served as the antagonist of the first Halloween special. Having moved from Chicago to Sammy t3h Snake Land, Pox was secretly a vampire and wanted to kill everyone at his Halloween party and drink their blood, along with his daughter Beak and the Puppets Who Can't Swim. He was eventually stabbed by Drew Pickles' mastadonic penis and presumed dead, but then he later returned the following Halloween to enact revenge on Sammy. He is voiced by Adult Male #6.


 * Beak

Beak is Pox the Chicken's daughter who looks like a pink version of Embit. In fact, Embit fell in love with her, blissfully unaware that she was actually a vampire until she bit him on the neck. She was eventually killed after Drew Pickles stabbed her and Pox with his penis. She is voiced by Microsoft Mary.


 * The Puppets Who Can't Swim

A gang of puppets who obviously can't swim. They are minions to Pox the Chicken. They are voiced by Adult Male #3, with a high pitch and a very slow speed.


 * Scary Ape

Scary Ape is Freak Monkey's brother who hails from Great Britain. He once had a distain for Christmas to the point where he pulled a Grinch and robbed all the presents, but he felt so bad about it that he tried to off himself, but the Ghost of Christmas Past tried to reason with him. Unfortunately, it was too late, as Scary Ape ended up dead as a result of the 3 large tumors in his heart. He would eventually return, though it was minor background cameos. Like Freak Monkey, Scary Ape is from The Letter People, specifically Mr. B, and is voiced by Adult Male #6.


 * Drunko the Clown

Drunko the Clown (no relation to Dick the Clown) is a clown character from the Hit the Clowns ski-ball game from Chuck E. Cheese's. He is a recurring background character in the series, appearing as a homeless bum who likes to drink alcohol


 * Blood

Main article: Blood

That's right, the one and only Blood showed up in the 3 part Election Day Special as Sammy's opponent for ruler of Sammy t3h Snake Land with his running mate Life Or Death as part of the Patriot Party. In the end, Blood became the new ruler of Sammy t3h Snake Land, with one of his acts being that there only be one car in all the land that everyone has to share.


 * Snakette's Family

During the Thanksgiving Special, Sammy, Snakette, Baby, and Embit went to go visit Snakette's family in Kentucky. It turned out that her family was so unbearably crazy that Snakette ended up leaving and moving to Sammy t3h Snake Land.