Pube mupit gos shoping!11

Pube mupit gos shopping!11 is a Flash video created by Drunkmagikoopa and submitted to Newgrounds on July 21, 2002. Originally made as a way to troll his audience with an elaborate shitpost, it would go on to become extremely popular among the Newgrounds community. The Flash marks the debut of everyone's favorite disembodied scribble-covered Kermit the Frog head, the Pube Muppet, and would become the foundation for all Barney Bunch and Speakonia content to come in the future. A sequel, pube mupit gets license!1, would be uploaded by Drunkmagikoopa a year later. Even almost 20 years later, the Flash itself would be the standard for all Pube Muppet videos going forward, with some exceptions.

Synopsis
The flash opens up with Pube Muppet wondering into a generic shop and introducing himself to the shopkeep at the counter. He then proceeds to ask for a bunch of crazy and absurd things to give him his ever so desired satisfaction. The first item he wants is a bag, but not just any ordinary paper bag, this bag should be one to put naked apples in. Then then asks for a fake rubber ass to amuse him for hours on end. Pube Muppet then asks for a carton of Viagra because, as he puts it, "lately my mom's boners have been getting less and less spicy". Then he asks the shopkeep for a ninja penis in a pickle jar before stating that he would like to go to the back of the store to have a swell time with the shopkeep's evil twin, and then he requests a dialdoh made from chicken wings and some dog poop from a DV ROM, and then a carton of "poop cigarettes" and a bag of pretzels. Pube Muppet then wants some of Alex Chaiou's immortality rings, as well as his baby and midget father. The shopkeep then tells Pube Muppet that they do not have the midget father, which enrages Pube Muppet, causing him to leave, but not before spitting in the shopkeep's face. As Pube Muppet leaves, the shopkeep says that there is one more up his ass, and the flash ends.

Characters

 * Pube Muppet
 * Shopkeeper

Trivia

 * Pube Muppet mentions having a mother in this Flash, but subsequent videos in the future would retcon this to having Pube Cookie Monster be the sole parental figure.
 * As this is the first of many Pube Muppet videos, it establishes the template for all future Pube Muppet content, mainly Pubey going to a random place to request things to obtain his satisfaction, the person running the place not having what he wants, and causing Pubey to leave in frustration, only for the person to actually have one of the things Pubey wanted, only it was up their ass. Though by comparison, this is much, much tamer than what future videos would have Pube Muppet want.