The Barney Bunch (fictional)

''This article is about the fictitious Barney Bunch that appear in videos. For the real life group of users that created them, see The Barney Bunch.'' The Barney Bunch are a group of cartoon characters, preschool show characters, and mascots turned homosexual deviants lead by Drew Pickles. Stationed in Drewland, they specialize in having swell orgies and turning every single thing they come across very swell. Sometimes they change things up by going on wacky adventures and occasionally saving Drewland from various threats. They also have numerous rivals (sometimes allies given the circumstances), many of which include the Pubic Family, Yogi Bear, the Betty Bunch, the Humongous Bunch, the Ketchum Klan, and the Repulsa Republic.

Members
Below are a list of Barney Bunch members who have made numerous appearances in videos over the years. Please note that we are listing characters who have made more than one appearance in videos.

Founding Four

 * Drew Pickles

Main article: Drew Pickles

Drew Pickles is the most homosexual man in the entre universe and the leader of the group. He has a mastadonic 300 mile long penis and enjoys going to random establishments to make them swell, doing random and simple tasks (often failing or dying in the process), and having orgies with his Barney Bunch butt buddies. He is voiced primarily by Microsoft Sam, though earlier appearances had him use the Adult Male #1 voice.


 * Barney

Main article: Barney

Barney the Triple Testicle Dildosaur is Drew's fatass husband with a massive bellsack, which has 3 testicles (he had 4 of them, but one of them became Grimace). While the group is named after him, he mostly serves as Drew's closest companion, though he is often punished for the most trivial things or for getting in Drew's way. Barney's voice is infamously inconsistent, with many using Adult Male #4 or Microsoft Mike, as well as Microsoft Sam on the lowest pitch.


 * Ronald McDonald

Man article: Ronald McDonald

Better known as the Penis Clown, Ronald McDonald is a crazed fast food mascot clown who loves making poopy cummy cheeseburgers and other swell food and giving them to people, especially his butt buddies. Despite his apparent insanity, he is also one of the more rational members of the group, helping out Drew in any manner, whether its talking about various closing logos, or dealing with unswellness in Drewland. Ronald's main voice is Adult Male #1, but some videos, mainly by IronYoshi1212 Productions, tend to use Microsoft Mike.


 * Dick the Clown

Main article: Dick the Clown

Dick the Clown is Ronald McDonald's brother who is as mysterious as he is recognizable. While not as successful as his more famous brother, he was crucial in the founding of the Barney Bunch and went on to be a staple character. He is voiced by Adult Male #2, possibly in reference to Ronald using the Adult Male #1 voice in some videos.

Recurring Members

 * The Quaker Queer

Main article: Quaker Queer

Better known as Cum Oats, the Quaker Queer is an old-fashioned chap who loves making swell oatmeal out of bodily fluids and wastes. He's also well known for having a penis made entirely out of wood and for being one of the first members introduced onto YouTube. The Quaker Queer used the Adult Male #1 voice in his debut video, but many members began using the Daniel UK voice for him in later videos, a voice that actually isn't a part of Speakonia.


 * Chaz Finster

Main article: Chaz Finster

Chaz "The Fister" Finster is Drew's favorite butt buddy second only to Barney. He is treated as Drew's personal butt monkey and always gets random things shoved up his ass, causing his jaw to partly decapitate and utter his iconic scream. He is usually voiced by Adult Male #1, made popular through bigboyrats' Speakonia dubs, though Adult Male #3 and Microsoft Mike are sometimes used.


 * The Wiggles

Main article: The Wiggles

This musical group of swell men are the Bunch's most unhinged members and on the same level that Drew is in terms of swellness. They would eventually branch off into their own videos and be very popular with the high-ranking members of the Speakonia Communit y during the mid to late 2010s, but would later fall back into obscurity, with a canon explanation being that the Wiggles conquered Drewland for a brief time and were later punished after Drew sealed them away in a box. Their voices tend to change, usually a deep-pitched Microsoft Sam or Mike on the fastest speed.


 * Clifford

Clifford is a big gay red dog with an even bigger red rocket. He was another original member, but he is not as famous as Drew, Barney, Ronald, and Dick. He is voiced my Microsoft Mike.


 * Ned Flanders

Best known for being Homer's friendly Christian neighbor in The Simpsons, Ned is actually a well known member of the Bunch. He is stated to be a priest at the Church of Swellness. His voice is sometimes provided by Adult Male #2.


 * Arthur

Arthur "Loves Cocks" Read is an aardvark who is often referred to as the Bunch's sex hamster. He is a favorite of Blood, who, along with the Wiggles, is used a lot in his videos. His voice is provided by Adult Male #3


 * Captain Crunch

Captain Crunch is the swellest butt pirate to ever sail the Seven Swell Seas. He is a frequent butt buddy to the Quaker Queer, a likely nod to the fact that the Quaker Oats company manufactures the Captn' Crunch cereal. He is voiced by Adult Male #2 with a low pitch, though Adult Male #8 is sometimes used.


 * Elmo

Elmo the Testicle Tickler is a beloved cast member of Sesame Street who appears on and off in Barney Bunch content. He recently became more prominent in IronYoshi's videos, where he has a tendency to die in almost every appearance. He is voiced by Adult Male #3 on the highest pitch.


 * Nigel Thornberry

Main article: Nigel Thornberry

The most smashing zoologist ever, and the host of the popular Nigel's Wild Beasts, where he likes to go around eating the scat of all the swell animals. His voice is Adult Male #1 British English.


 * Howard DeVille

In keeping with the tradition of making every Rugrats father really really gay, Howard "The Dialdoh" DeVille joins the ranks and makes infrequent appearances, while his wife Betty DeVille runs the rival Betty Bunch. Howard's voice is provided by Adult Male #2, though Adult Male #3 was used in bigboyrats' dubs.


 * Stu Pickles

Main article: Stu Pickles

Drew's younger brother was originally apart of the Barney Bunch during its early years, but he would later be characterized as a bisexual foot lover and a member of the sometimes ally/sometimes rival group the Ketchum Klan. Many veteran members of the community still consider him apart of the Bunch however. He is voiced by Adult Male #7 with a low pitch, made popular by bigboyrats, though Adult Male #3 and Microsoft Mike are also used.


 * Grimace

This large purple character is Ronald McDonald's best friend and butt buddy. He has made a small handful of appearances in videos, with his origin being changed to have him as one of Barney's testicles that fell off and gained sentience. He began to appear more in IronYoshi's videos, and is voiced by Adult Male #4.

Forgotten Members
In February 2022, IronYoshi uploaded Barney Ditches the Bunch, a video where Barney gets tired of Drew's abuse and leaves him and the Barney Bunch. During most of the video, Barney stayed at a place known as the House of Forgotten Barney Bunch members, which was home to members who ended up being forgotten about over the years. The concept in and of itself was a humorous jab at the community during its early years adding a huge number of characters to the Barney Bunch, only for them to be quickly forgotten about.


 * BJ

Short for BlowJob, this yellow ceratopsian is one of Barney's closest friends before he became the head of the House. It is his job to watch over the members of the House and ensure their well-being. BJ also seems to have a grudge against Drew Pickles.


 * Riff

An orange hadrosaur and another close friend to Barney. He at one point got trapped in the box the Wiggles were being held in, and it changed him spiritually and psychologically.


 * Kaa

Kaa is a python from the beloved Disney film The Jungle Book, and was introduced into the community by FreakyFighterman (Enraptured Big Daddy) back in 2011. His presence wouldn't last long and he was quickly forgotten about, and thus is a member of the House, where he hypnotizes men to join in their orgies and loves being used as a dialdoh.


 * Lucky Seven Sampson

A rabbit character who's introduction is as mysterious as he is. He mainly appeared in videos made my Barney Bunch Woodchuck and that's about it.
 * The Singing Barack Obama Doll

Yes, really, a singing Barack Obama doll was used in a handful of videos as a Barney Bunch member. It mainly made appearances during the late 2000s and early 2010s during the real Obama's presidency before quickly being forgotten about until his appearance at the House.


 * The Painter

This character from the video game Castle Crashers has appeared in several Speakonia videos, most prominently during the mid 2010s in videos by Hydreigon. He would end up at the House too.


 * Ripper Roo

Better known as the Testicle Kangaroo, Ripper Roo is a deranged blue kangaroo from the Crash Bandicoot series. At one point he tried to usurp Drew's leadership of the Barney Bunch, and was quickly punished for it. He now spends his days at the House.


 * Dr. Nerd

Dr. Nerd was a character introduced to the Barney Bunch by SRRSIsGay before rebranding as BarneyBunchCompany in 2010. He appears as a Dr. Cortex plushie, but his inclusion was short lived and he too was quickly forgotten about.


 * Krypto the Superdog

The heroic pooch from Krypton and a staple member of the Barney Bunch during the days on Newgrounds. After the Newgrounds era, he was unfortunately forgotten about, but he did tag along with Drew and the rest of the Bunch when they went to Ron Jon Surf Shop.


 * Hip Hop Harry

Also known as Hip Hop Horny, this rapping bear was most prominently featured in a Barney Bunch collab Flash made on Newgrounds, but he apparently didn't gain that much traction over the years. Like Krypto, he would accompany the Barney Bunch on their trip to Ron Jon Surf Shop.